sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.

Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

floppy seconds

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

floppy sloppy

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.

That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.

by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015

Floppy Scripts

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.

This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.

by liltimtim September 20, 2023

Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016