Floppy Fish

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse

"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"

by Antifloppyfish October 10, 2013

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 05, 2009

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

floppy seconds

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"

by userbits March 07, 2010

Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy

Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 01, 2017

Floppy Tits

Tits that are floppy/ deflated. They are often small with a sharp drop then a little flop.

They may sometimes be so floppy that the nipple wraps around the flop

“Hey bro did you check out Emily’s floppy tits?”

“Yeah, I would not give them floppy tits a suck”

by Jennytools January 24, 2022