floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

floor tanking

The act of dying a lot in a mmo while being a tank. Hints "tanking the floor".

Dps: Tank stop dying you're just floor tanking.

Tank: Sorry my gear isn't great.

by Bigmeet April 7, 2017

To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

Gym Floor

Flat and crusty as known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole:Have you seen Gym Floor today?

another asshole :no i have not yet.

by FBMS May 13, 2019

floor pepper

Dark/black particles that stick to food when it's dropped on the floor. In some some circles, if the floor pepper can be brushed off, the food is considered safe to eat even if the five seconds of the "5 Second Rule" have already elapsed.

Child: Mommy, I dropped my sandwich.
Mother: That was the last of the bread. It'll be fine. Just brush the floor pepper off.

by PRoPAiN! October 2, 2013

floor whiskey

When a whiskey collector/Avid drinker has collected more whiskey than he can store. Looks around for more space, but ultimately leaves it in the floor. Likely their last pour or new score.

Sean- “Perry, your cabinet is overflowing!”
Perry-“Darn, ill just add it to the floor whiskey pile.”

by SwanTBF August 19, 2020