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floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
by uwg August 20, 2006
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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
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Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010
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Floor Sissy

A sissy that sleeps on people's floors cause they have no where to go.
Why is that floor sissy all in your inbox?
by Flaco22862 August 19, 2015
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Hoe Floor

The action of fucking and killing many hoes. So many you can fill every inch of you house with dead bodies .
Yo Tim girl friend Calysta was my final one. She is the final dead bodies to finish my Hoe floor.
by Homieslice of the Negro September 2, 2016
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Gym Floor

Flat and crusty as known as Jeays Matz
Some asshole:Have you seen Gym Floor today?

another asshole :no i have not yet.
by FBMS May 13, 2019
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floor whiskey

When a whiskey collector/Avid drinker has collected more whiskey than he can store. Looks around for more space, but ultimately leaves it in the floor. Likely their last pour or new score.
Sean- “Perry, your cabinet is overflowing!”
Perry-“Darn, ill just add it to the floor whiskey pile.”
by SwanTBF August 19, 2020
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