by Tibicena May 12, 2023
Get the Time flies when you're having fun mug.A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
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Get the Flied mug.“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.
by Grayson #3 August 24, 2022
Get the garfbeu Flied mug.When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022
Get the Like flies on shit mug.When a dildo has been left unwashed for a period of time thus attracting flies. Also know as tuna flies.
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