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Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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Flashbang

Another term for a quickie. When you bang a chick fast like the Flash. FLASHBANG
“YO dude I just Flashbanged her in under 30 seconds
by Chickiedickie March 23, 2024
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Dominican Republic Flashbang

When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"
Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night

Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
by sigmasigmaohio August 18, 2024
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Flashbang

Turns you into Helen Keller. It blinds and deafens you.
You: want to be Helen Keller?

friend: sure!
You: Flashbang going out!
by Dat_🅱️oi_Keel May 19, 2018
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Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.
by Robfull September 5, 2016
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Hawaiian Flashbang

A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.

The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."

"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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The Flashbang

You bust on a chicks eyelids and then while she cant see you just leave.
"bitch asked me to stay the night so i hit her with the flashbang"
by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022
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