Five Star Hater

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday

Will- Oh, where did you see me?

Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!

Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")

by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012

Five Bagger

A great movie deserving five out of the maximum five bags of popcorn, as determined by film expert Gregg Turkington and psycho rageaholic Tim Heidecker on their movie review show On Cinema.

Carl Reiner's "Oh, God!" is a popcorn classic and a certified five bagger.

by gregghead June 14, 2021

High Five Hogroast

The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.

I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"

by Dirk The Diggler December 9, 2008

Thumb-Five

The act of slapping your thumb with another person's thumb discreetly in order to avoid the embarrassing looks that are often associated with High-Fives.

Anna: I was so happy I really wanted to give him a High-five but I didn't want to make myself look like a fool in front of Eric.

Clay: Dude, you should have given him a thumb-five. No one would have known.

by Thumbmaster December 7, 2009

not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.

"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*

by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009