Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

festivals

Festivals are a place where lots of different people come from different parts of the country in order to support a charity or to have a good time with the rest of the community.

glastumbury, womad, ashton court, ballon fiesta, respect in the west, kite festival, ect

by georgia February 6, 2004

testical festival

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Dude, this place blows

Yeah, It's a testical festival

by Chris Chance January 28, 2008

festival gash

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.

Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"

by voice of daghetto October 16, 2008

Sasquatch! Music Festival

A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!

"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!

by Magical fancy-pants July 1, 2011

liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008