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Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.
Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!
by CaryAD April 23, 2008
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rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.
"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"
by CheShA May 13, 2005
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[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures
that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time
by Jon Niner March 12, 2009
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Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.
Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.
by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016
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fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014
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