The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously
Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
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Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
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