fakefess

When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.

Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.

fakefess by jpg3 November 16, 2011

fake n bake 

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion

hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday

fake n bake by maricona July 26, 2006

fake off 

to waste a precious time by doing nothing;

he was just sitting there all day only to fake off, that's a shame! he could be somebody if he tried...

fake off by Kasia Dabrowska December 12, 2007

fake boujee 

Someone who pretends to be high class but really is a broke ass bitch

McDonald’s worker 1: damn I went out last night and spent all my rent money to impress these girls!
McDonald’s worker 2: rent money? You live with your mom you fake boujee piece of garbage.

fake boujee by The Woken One May 28, 2018

Fake friend

Someone who rejected you
Someone who is jealous of you
Someone who only comes up when they need something from you

Someone that trys to avoid you
Someone that doesn’t care if you feel bad

Someone that wants you to get the f away from them
Someone who is mean to you or makes fun of you

Someone that uses you to fit in or impress they’re other friend

Someone who is trying to use you to act cool

A friend
A friend is someone who is kind caring cool and outgoing. They are always there when you need them the most. They don’t care what you do they still forgive you
They like you and is always there to help you.

Ramma: sits down chair

Fake friend: moves seats trying to avoid her

Ramma: hey how are you doing
Fake friend:.....

Fake friend by ♥️Panzo♥️ May 10, 2019

Fake depressed 

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention

Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual

Fake depressed by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Fake dom 

A person who uses force in a domestic abuse way unlike a dom who is dominant the fake dom is a person who is abusive

I heard Jack was a fake dom

Fake dom by Papa joe2678900007 September 27, 2020