FaF

fly as f*ck... this is a very elite group... in order to gain entry into it you must do something manly. i.e.: playing butt bash or lighting your manhood on fire.

a group of c-town boys who can't be stopped. due to reasons of vulgarity, it's also known as 'fast and furious.'
anyone who has the sticker on the back of their vehicle is FaF.
dude... he lit his cock on fire. he's FaF fo' sho'.
by raw.legacy November 20, 2008
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FAF

FAF,the act of using an internet chat forum
After a brief moment of clarity one night on the Channel 4 Big Brother Forum (a rare phenomenon indeed) some one said we are ADDICTED to this forum...we are forum addicts.... FORUM ADDICTS FOREVER.......and so FAF was born and dedicated to the hardy folk of foruming.

Rather than do housework Isit and FAF quite oblivious to the mess.
FAFfer-forum user
Multi FAFfing-using more than one forum simultaneously.
Source: Beware of the loons, FAFland
by Willoon May 19, 2006
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faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...
"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"
by the fatboy racer July 10, 2005
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faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
by eydryan September 20, 2011
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FAFS

Flirt And Fight Syndrome.

When two people playfully pretend to argue but are actually flirting.
Don't worry, they're not actually mad at each other. It's just a severe case of FAFS.
by floralwinter May 04, 2011
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faffing around

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.
by loafing October 30, 2013
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Queen Faf

a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.
Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.
by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013
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