A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.
by Woodenho July 13, 2010
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'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'
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The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the FHR
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the FHR
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!
by Mindbleed June 15, 2008
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by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004
Get the Facially Handicapped mug.A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.
If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.
by ConcernedParties June 28, 2011
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Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial
by russ sharp January 25, 2012
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by Cummer April 5, 2003
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