brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011

brown eye baller

homosexual faggot gangster.

Rob Halford is a brown eye baller. He likes his dudes dressed in leather.

by white bread witout da bed spread November 24, 2004

Brown Eye

The opening of a human body where shit comes out of.

After a night of fucking, that chicks brown eye was so lose shit just fell out of it.

by Big_McSticky March 22, 2008

Brown eye

Your ass hole

that guys brown eye was really small.

by heidimoon0 February 18, 2009

pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Brown-eye

Brown eye: an evil, machiavellian look, or the look of a stupid person.

Derived from a look that might be given by Gordon Brown (prime minister of England). Gordon has only one eye and is frequently called a one-eyed Scotch cunt.

Look at that window-licker. He's giving you the Brown-eye.

by jimxxjim February 15, 2009