Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

exit scam

The Zonix Network.

"Did you hear Zonix exit scammed again?"
"Well of course!"

by kenhydrogen August 7, 2021

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017

noisy exit

When a person losing an online argument announces they're leaving the argument because they don't argue with people online.

She made a noisy exit by saying "I am out. I don't argue online," after defending her posts with anecdotes and personal incredulity.

by grailLady July 18, 2023

Exit Ramp

Making an undesired phone call out of obligation with a hard stop that limits the duration.

"I always call my parents when I take the last exit ramp before my house, it gives me five minutes before I pull into the drive"

by BoggeyDog May 11, 2022

chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014

The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

by Harold Swoubidor March 11, 2022