ewan-san

short

ewan-san is short

by ewansanisachickenhead August 4, 2022

Ewan

a man with a really big penis

Ewan's dick is so big

by Box man_ August 4, 2022

Ewan

Cool

I am ewan

by Findly June 25, 2022

Ewan

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.

Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…

by xylam556 June 29, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022