snow emergency

When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.

Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.

by Will and Travis June 18, 2006

Emergency chocolate

Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

by H.M.F February 16, 2009

Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

Emergency Hands

A person who can not fight but is able to get down if need be.

That boy Raymond cant fight but he got them emergency hands.

by rashad011 January 25, 2017

dick emergency

A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.

ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click

by demergency July 8, 2019

Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 21, 2011