Get the Elymug. Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.
Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.
Eli sure knows how to have a good time.
I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.
Eli sure knows how to have a good time.
I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.
by lilneufs August 5, 2019
Get the Elimug. a b!tch ass,cheater who loves girls and attention. known for his f*ck boy hair. he’s tall, that’s the only reason he gets b!tches (and bc it’s a small town) he literally fw every girl insight!
by c00chieslayer69 February 6, 2022
Get the elimug. by H with Reggie May 27, 2018
Get the Elimug. The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.
Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.
by spencerissexy October 9, 2021
Get the Elimug. by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022
Get the Elimug. An Eli is a total spazz who excels at taking extreme amounts of shit from his friends. An Eli may physically shake and rattle uncontrollably, making simple tasks like tattooing or touching a woman difficult, if not impossible. Due to his unrelenting self-doubt, a chain-smoking Eli lies like a politician, moves like a lizard, and smells like Gold Bond sprinkled in an ashtray. An Eli will often earn the nickname Rattlehands or eLIE. When being reprimanded by a boss or partner, an Eli will stare into the middle distance and robotically reply “I understand.” Once an Eli crosses through the lonely plains of anxiety, rejection and shame however, he’ll grow a thicker skin, stop crying in public, and learn to ignore the endless ball-busting like a pro. An Eli is at heart a good dude, but his inherent weirdness and inability to communicate like a normal human in social settings lead many to feel uncomfortable around him. This is a shame because once an Eli gains your respect, you will appreciate him being a part of the crew (that won’t stop an Eli from getting all the shit shoveled on him daily, however).
I asked Eli who broke the printer, and he claimed he saw Justin do it. Fucking Rattlehands strikes again!
by IIHeshLordII November 23, 2021
Get the Elimug.