Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino

Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino (Júimeño) was a popular singer song writer in the 13th century. She wrote and sang top hits like “Mango Tango,” “She took it,” and “Mama Huevo.” She lived to the age 122 and died in the 14th century. Her original family name was pronounced Júimeño, but she legally changed it to Domino because of the petition her Fanclub started, stated that her last name was “too ethnic.” Billie was often considered a symbol of art. Her signature short bob shag haircut was often the stated reason. She had a signature look she gave people when she was “tired of their crap,” referred to as “the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare.” Many consider Hana Khan to be the 21st century equivalent to Billie in looks, but others will argue that Hana can’t quite get her stare perfect.

“Uh oh, don’t look now, she’s giving you the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare…”

by saayuuii June 12, 2023

Why hasn't there been another Einsteins?

Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...

Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024

Albert Einstein High School

The place to be

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!

by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021

Bose-Einstein System

The ultimate condensate—a system cooled to near absolute zero where quantum effects become macroscopic and particles behave as a single wave rather than individual entities. In a Bose-Einstein system, individuality is completely lost; the system becomes a coherent whole, pulsing with a single rhythm, moving with a single purpose. This is what mystics call "union," what lovers glimpse in rare moments, what teams achieve in flow states so deep they forget themselves. Bose-Einstein systems are the theoretical endpoint of alignment—when all parts vibrate together at the same frequency, when difference dissolves into unity. They're almost impossible to achieve in human affairs—we're too warm, too individual, too separate. But in moments of profound connection—in love, in art, in collective purpose—we approach this state, touching the edge of unity before warming back into separate selves.

Bose-Einstein System Example: "At the peak of the performance, the entire cast achieved Bose-Einstein state—fifty individuals moving, breathing, thinking as one. No one led, no one followed; they simply were the performance, a single wave expressing through multiple bodies. The audience wept, not from emotion but from recognition—they were seeing what humans could become when separation dissolved. Then it ended, and everyone returned to being individuals, changed but separate again."

by Abzunammu February 16, 2026