eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Eggplant

A Zuchini type friendship where the primary focus is for sexual inter course

Wait, are y’all Zuchinis?

No, we’re Eggplants.

by 17374838499 August 21, 2020

russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Eggplant

When you get an erection

I got an eggplant when I saw Wendy's logo

by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

eggplant

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019

Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

by boatedRus July 23, 2025