Danish Fist

When you are fisting someone and eating a Danish in the other hand. The filling in the Danish depends on the orifice being fisted.

I wanted to partake in a group anal Danish fist but ran out of chocolate danishes.

by 7Flambeaux7 February 9, 2022

Danish Daddy

Someone that likes being called daddy that is a minor

OMG he is a Danish daddy

Oh look theres a Danish daddy

by Edam shag July 2, 2022

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019

Denisse

To describe a beautiful gorgeous lady. A woman with divine beauty inside and out. She emmits attractiveness from her mind, body and soul.

A girl with indescribable and unparalleled beauty that leaves you speechless and breathlessly amazed by her good looks.

Did you see that woman? She was so "denisse" I cant believe someone like her exists.

That girl is "denisse" I would do anything for her. Id bring down the moon and stars just to see here shine in the moon and starlights.

by Dvader23 July 22, 2019

danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

danish girls

Highly attractive sex machines

Hey, look at the flock of danish girls!

by pheeyuh October 7, 2006

Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

by Goatboy April 26, 2004