Durty Dumpling

When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.

Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.

by Fancy Ladd Academy January 8, 2010

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Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.

Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

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This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.

Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.

by ooten November 26, 2007

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Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008

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Dirty Dumpling

when a guy fucks a girl in the ass before she takes a shit. when the guy is on his way to cum he pulls out and lets the girl take a shit. then the guy ejaculate all over the shit. thus making a dirty dumpling.

dirty dumpling always smell bad.

by XXV.GRiN September 29, 2008

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