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Dumas

The funnier way of saying dumbass without anyone knowing what you said.
Me:Your such a dumas !
You:Whats a dumas?
by Diamonds are amazing February 5, 2019
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Dumas

The act of four men simultaneously penetrating a man or woman's anus as a form of group anal sex. This, while appearing at first to be physically impossible, is actually performed using two supports (like a chair or an ottoman) beneath the two men at either side, while the third man lies on his back and the fourth man stands in the center behind the recipient.

So named after the author of The Three Musketeers, in reference to the notion that famed Twitter user @GothCharlotte claimed that this act could only ever be performed by three men and a machine, but like d'Artagnan, a fourth man is all that's needed to complete this masterpiece.
"We did it. We finally did it. Me, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis did the Dumas last week with Constance Bonacieux.
by jrmj July 23, 2019
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dumart

Jeff:Let's build a giant dam around the the world to stop global warming and get energy.
Jimmy: that's dumart
by Jimbo magimbo August 12, 2019
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Dumas

Congratulations you just spelled dumbass wrong therefore making you a dumbass
Jim:Hey, Liam is such a Dumas
Paul:Did you just misspell dumbass?
by Princess Walnut January 8, 2020
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DUMAIECOON

A cross between a duck, a human, a zombie, a cow, and a lion. i don't know why this exists, but its our savior now.
OH GOD THE DUMAIECOON IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!
by accookiee October 1, 2020
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dumaflitcher

The guy got hit right in the dumaflitcher
by Captain apparatus November 16, 2020
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Dumart

When you’re dumb and smart at the same time.
Aye Martin that was dumart, you need help.”
by msma’am December 15, 2020
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