I was drainting at my worksurface.
by BreakfastClubGirl August 7, 2020
Get the Draint mug.An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
Get the Drainpipe Boner mug.An act of sex that can take place between one reciever of either sex, and any number of male givers.
The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
by Bennettbox July 26, 2009
Get the Drainpipe mug.Guy 1:Hey do you want to listen to bladee ill turn u 2 a drainer
Girl 1:Get out of my house im calling the police
Girl 1:Get out of my house im calling the police
by weebotgangnazzy January 31, 2022
Get the Drainer mug.To take a piss (male).
John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.
by juicystargirl August 7, 2006
Get the drain the weasel mug.Verb. To drain someone is to make a person feel emotionally drained and angry, upset etc by means of offloading you're personal problems onto them.
See also Drainer
See also Drainer
"And he made me feel so down, telling be all about bloody Cathy!"
"Honestly honey, don't let him drain you like that."
"Honestly honey, don't let him drain you like that."
by Words4Lifee May 20, 2014
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