Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 6, 2014
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by ryanosborne November 11, 2009
Get the Book douche mug.When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
by seebass54 July 18, 2011
Get the up-douche mug.This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010
Get the America's Most Wanted Douche Bag mug.When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.
I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.
by king douche bag September 19, 2012
Get the wall of douche mug.I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.
by jayseabee April 24, 2009
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