Going out to the club later tonight. Gonna get my dong flow on beforehand, don't wanna go out with a loaded gun. #dongflow
by Don Lon August 05, 2014
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
by Bruuh Moment August 02, 2019
To edit the text in an image and rearrange the letters to spell a nonsensical and often sexually suggestive/explicit phrase. Similar to the recurring gag that appears in the children’s book series “Captain Underpants”, but more risqué. The original “Expand Dong” was morphed from text found on the box cover of Donkey Kong 64.
sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.
sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.
by Baconfry February 06, 2019
When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.
by dancing jake94 November 14, 2007
The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.
"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."
by Das Bigly April 22, 2010
A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
by UrDadIsAMotherfucker May 22, 2019
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020