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Dodgebeer

An adversarial team drinking game that rewards fast drinking, hand-eye co-ordination, athleticism and generally being a boss. A game of champions.

Rules (International Version)

Teams (3 a side) set up opposite each other on a flat open surface. A beer can is placed before each competitor and teams take turns attempting to hit the opposing teams’ cans with a ping-pong ball. Throw distance should be at least 2 meters, no blocking.

If you hit any opponents can you must down as much of your own can as possible. You must stop when the ball is retrieved, touched to the hit can and the word "Stop" is said. Feel free to substitute the word "Stop" for another, such as "Tits".

When each teammate has thrown their pingpong ball it is then the turn of the opposing team.

When your can is finished you must upend it over your head to show it’s empty and leave the table, taking no further part. The first team to have all competitors do this wins at life and coincidently, dodgebeer.

Snitch:
If a ball strikes a can and is caught before hitting another surface this is known as a "Snitch". The person who catches the "Snitch" then picks up their can and runs. They continue running and drinking (often simultaneously) until whoever threw the ball is able to tag them. No one can obstruct anyone in the chase.

Triple Hit:
If all players on a team score a hit they all receive another throw.

Origin:
North America, but has spread across the globe like the norovirus at a scat party.
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A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.
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out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact
Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball
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Dodge Imagine

A fictitious automobile owned by people who don't own a car and/or are incapable of driving.
Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
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dodi stick

A cigar filled with that sticky icky icky otherwise known as a blunt.
Chris rolls the best dodi sticks before O's games.
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Dodecatris

in a game of tetris-effect, clearing 12 lines of tetris blocks in a succession while "zone" is active.
"Dude did you see that dodecatris he/ she almost got a decahexatrix"
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dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter
girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo
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