Discord

a place of memes, screaming, stupid rules, endless judgement, and most importantly: unprotected NSFW chat groups

come to my discord group or I will slit your throat open and dance in your blood

by TheBurningBox May 31, 2018

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006

Discord Daddy

Older man (usually a discord mod or admin) that predatorily pursues "discord kittens" in the hopes of creating an internet harem. This cringe lord probably smokes cigars and drinks "brandy" while wearing cheap looking suit jackets in an effort to appear suave and/or has a a fedora, neckbeard and katana collection. Known to wear wife beaters and has a racing gaming chair.

This guy's a total discord daddy. Look how pathetic he is hitting on every girl that joins the server.

by harrison doughboy April 1, 2021

discord

A messaging program created by Hammer & Chisel. The program is made for gamers, and you are able to create group chats or you can private message. Each person has a specific code, e.g (#1234) to add them as a friend so you can chat. It is available online or you can download it.

"I'll chat to you on discord later!"

by Henry Gerralds November 13, 2017

Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

by Trash idiot August 12, 2021

Discord

An internet chat service similar to teamspeak and skype that enables people to create video and text chatrooms for free. Originally designed for gamers, the service now has a reputation for a thriving e-dating community and is the home of many e-girls.

"Bro, let's hop on Discord tonight."

"We've been dating for a few weeks now, we met on Discord."

by edups July 25, 2018