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distance myself

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while
by poca21 May 9, 2015
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Distain

The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.
His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.
by Taipo January 13, 2019
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ryan distance effect

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
The ryan distance effect is strong in this one
by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
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long distance crush

The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.

Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?

concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...

doctor: Has this lasted over a month?

concerned individual: Well over.

doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017
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going the distance

Proceeding with a particular course of action from beginning to end with unwaivering resolve.
"Oh! Ah! Oh yeah baby! Oh, OH! Go the distance baby! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! AHHHH! OH YEAH! AH AH AHhhhhhhhh......."
by retro January 22, 2004
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Deinstall

The OpenOffice 3.3 uninstall takes you to surveys.services.openoffice.org/deinstall which would make a non-believer believe that deinstall is a real word.
deinstall? deinstall!
by black morgek November 28, 2011
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Distant Friends

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.
You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends
by the truth111 February 26, 2011
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