dicktied

When a female is obsessed with a man she in the past had relations or sex with.

That bitch is dicktied to our homie Joseph man!!

by Dicktied457 November 7, 2019

Dicktwad

My husband, Ben Walker.

My husband is a Dicktwad.

by Ashleyjoex April 19, 2021

dickaneedis

A viral infection contracted by around 90 percent of high school females aged 15-17.

Symptoms: very horny, high sex appeal, matching underwear with bra.

Have you seen Jenna lately?? No, she has that dickaneedis and I try to stay away.

by Db leedtthj April 24, 2021

Dickseed

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089

You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.

by Senor Oro May 17, 2022

Dicktweazel

Derogatory term, can also be used affectionately

Kathy called Peter a dicktweazel, they were just jesting, of course

by BelgyKat October 25, 2025

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

by epicbrolater January 29, 2026