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Deplorian

“That new film was really deplorian, I wonder why they keep making them?”

Stealing my food was totally deplorian of you bro.”
by Sinned Nedak March 23, 2024
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Deplorian

God, today was beyond deplorian. I got no sleep, was denied a job and accidentally fell off a cliff
by Sinned Nedak March 27, 2024
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Deplorean

useless, illicit-emerald miner (who inherited everything and has no talent aside from rage-tweeting) created a Nazi Tank aka The Deplorean that cannot withstand fingerprints, loud noises and potholes. the entire fleet of Space Karen's Deploreans were recently recalled due to a dangerous flaw in accelerator design—because Elmo is a doltish fraud.
by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2024
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DePlorean

A Tesla Cybertruck. Portmanteau of ‘deplorable’ and ‘DeLorean.’ The DMC12 DeLorean was a gull-wing 2 door sports car (V6,2.85L, 135HP, 5-speed Manual/3-speed Auto) produced from 1981 to 1983. The DeLorean was paneled with brushed aluminum; it was both physically similar to the Cybertruck and carried similar social connotations of audacity, impracticality, and douchebaggery.

The DMC12 was prominently featured in the 1985 film, Back To The Future as a retrofitted time machine.
While the DMC12 is highly collectable, and around 6,000 of the original 8,500 units produced are believed to still be on the road today, the Cybertruck is an overpriced, poorly constructed symbol of excess, greed and stupidity.

The DMC12 had an MSRP of $12,000 (USD) in 1981, and the Cybertruck lists at $100,240 (USD) today.
"Look at that DePlorean! It's actually much uglier in person."
by chollychi September 13, 2024
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deploroboros

Deploroboros (noun):
A hateful, negative individual who, driven by relentless malice, actively seeks to harm others—even as their actions inflict significant self-destruction. This person embodies a vicious cycle where the pursuit of external damage ultimately deepens their own inner decay.

A deeply negative individual, driven by hatred, who supports harmful actions or figures with the expectation that their enemies will be punished—even though these actions inevitably lead to self-harm. Typically, a deploroboros lacks the foresight or awareness to recognize that the very hate fueling their choices will ultimately bring about their own detriment.
A deploroboros is a creature that fucks its own ass. Angry it's getting fucked, but glad its fucking someone.
by kingofthepoors February 1, 2025
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Derployed

when Elon "Elmo" Musk's security detail gets deputized
Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
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Deplorable Word Scenario

A specific type of Black Swan Event scenario where even the knowledge that something is possible presents incredible danger, making it difficult for the discoverers to seek counsel on how to handle the information, and leaving them with the ethical dilemma of whether to share the information (and hope people police how its used), destroy their findings (prisoner's dilemma that it may be rediscovered by someone else later), or guard the secret to the grave.

Named after the Deplorable Word from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magicians Nephew, where in the universe of Charn, there existed a single spell which, if uttered, would instantly exterminate all life in said universe, except its speaker (ultimately used by Queen Jadis to this effect, who would go on to be the White Witch). Prior, wiser Kings and Queens knew it existed and banned even seeking knowledge of it.
The discovery of the incredible amount of energy released by Nuclear Fission and its potential for use in weapons presented a Deplorable Word Scenario for its discoverers. If they kept quiet and burned their research, how long would it be before someone else discovered it? How long would it be before someone used it?
by TexasBard June 13, 2025
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