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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.
Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..
by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018
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Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.
John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.
by casualtrash January 22, 2015
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delis

delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.

pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.

if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘
"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"
by meow's baby August 17, 2021
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Hot Deli

When a weiner is pulled out of an anus, and has a streak of poo.
Gavin is no longer hanging out with Becky because she gave him a, "Hot Deli."
by Ziggy-Tops September 19, 2025
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Shaba's Deli

The Greatest Deli Ever! Owned and operated by a "Jewish" Ross Haberek. Home of the "Cheese of the Day". Guest will be greeted by a Jewish Rabbi and a "Shalom". Located in Down Town Scranton, Pa (Look up Scranton, Pa) near Court House Square. Please show us your patronage.
Shaba's Deli is the Greatest Deli Ever!!!
by rmtbm13 November 10, 2011
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deli curtains

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?
by Aaaaaaahyt April 12, 2014
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deli chill

to drink in the back of a deli in an attempt to save money at the bar/club
This club is wild expensive.

How about we grab a quick deli chill?

No doubt.
by Cool Phox December 6, 2018
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