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National Suck Dick Day

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is

Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July
On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day
by Calebsexual July 13, 2021
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National Grab Dick Day

National Grab Dick Day

Is on August 27

You can grab as many dicks with no problem
Challenge your friends to see who can grab the most dicks

National Grab dick day
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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National grab dick day

On November 5th, 2018 it is national grab dick day only those with dicks can participate.
Girl: *grabs a guys dick*
Guy: hey wtf?
Girl: chill its national grab dick day
Guy: Oh ok.
by Grabanibbasdick November 4, 2018
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national grab a guys dick day

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017
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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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