Danish Lipstick

Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob

Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen

Alec: why wtf happened

Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack

by Frxnch January 14, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

cherry danish

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!

after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019

danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017