Vicious Cycle

I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to drink MORE WATER! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by piss!
Fucking Bullshit!

The vicious cycle of piss.

by Dopl September 10, 2020

The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

munchies cycle

The result of smoking pot or eating food laced with pot, getting high and then eating more food laced with pot when you inevitably get the munchies. Only to then get even more high and eat even more pot laced food to fend off the munchies. Repeat ad naseum.

When you get high off pot brownies and get the munchies, the solution is NOT more pot brownies. You'll end up in the munchies cycle.

by Mootsalad June 30, 2016

PFPOW Cycle

Porn - fap - pass out - wake cycle. Used to describe the best way to pass a day with nothing going on.

Pyro: Oh, what are you doing today?
Mike: I'm just doing the PFPOW Cycle

by Rittu July 13, 2022

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017

friendstrual cycle

The back and forth Love/Hate relationship women have with their female best friends

"What's up with Sarah and Alexis? Last week they were calling each other b****es and this week they're all Oprah and Gayle again."

"It's just part of the friendstrual cycle. Just roll with it."

by GrumpyDoc November 11, 2011

cycle babble

Cyclists talking about tyre pressure, seat height and shoe types

Pulled up at the lights today and the guys next to us were discussing tyre pressure and hard seats and what sort of helmet was best - it was total cycle babble

by babblist October 19, 2010