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Zeppeli Curse

The family curse in the Zeppeli family of JJBA. When a Zeppeli meets a Joestar, then they are fated to die tragic deaths shortly. Only way to break the curse is 2 ways:

1. The Zeppeli must never meet a Joestar

2. The Zeppeli must marry a Joestar of the opposite gender and have descendants of mixed Joestar and Zeppeli lineage.(Probably might happen in Part 9 or a fanfic)
A main theme in JJBA is the Zeppeli curse, many Zeppelis who met a Joestar never made it through an enitre part, Like Will, Ceasar and Gyro Zeppeli.
by Saitama 777 March 3, 2021
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GT Curse

When, in any version of Gran Turismo, an otherwise flawless race with a seemingly guaranteed first place finish is suddenly interrupted by an inexplicable shunt in any corner otherwise taken perfectly fine any number of times throughout the race, resulting in a second or worse place finish.
I was on the last race of the formula GT series and i needed to get first to win the tournament. i was putting the hammer down, everything was going great, and then the GT curse struck! in the last corner on the last lap, from first place, i caught the grass and skittered wildly off into the distance. thus cementing the need to re-race the entire series.
by WtfYouGarbage October 29, 2011
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Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020
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curse of vanishing

Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing
by Venusaur September 19, 2019
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curse marathon

when you say fuck in front of a kid then react not by saying oops but by saying shit then damn after that
oh Fuck ( sees a kid)
SHIT!
OH DAMN!
oops
curse marathon
by West side stanley May 20, 2007
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the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.
The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse
by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018
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Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.
Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse
by D.wnklr May 6, 2020
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