That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
Get the Asshole Crusader mug.A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.
A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
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TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
by President fat guy 101 January 5, 2025
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Troy Browning:
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader
by Truth Crusader March 5, 2025
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Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).
Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).
by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025
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antifa, modern day feminism etc,
A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't
They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
antifa, modern day feminism etc,
A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't
They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?
*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
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Get the KFC Crusader mug.The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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