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CrossFit

An elaborate way to control the human mind so it will eventually rationalize any monetary transaction.
Person: You spent how much on that T-shirt?!

CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.
by nopenope August 24, 2010
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Crossfitter

A person who likes to be average at everything, and good at nothing. A person who exercises often, so that they can get better at exercise. Someone who puts in many hours of effort, without understanding the difference between training and exercise.

Important facets of a crossfitter are: self-righteousness (they think they invented barbell training, HIIT and circuit training), conformity (oh, we have to get the £90 reebok trainers and wear pull-up socks? Mkay) and delusion (oh, your warmup is my workout? Really? Do you even lift?).

Most importantly a crossfitter is unable to tell the difference between criticism aimed at an over bloated organisation that promotes under-trained 'coaches' teaching people to complete complex olympic lifts, whilst fatigued, as fast as possible, and themselves.
Guy 1: 'Where the fuck has Dave been? I've not seen him in ages. All I see on facebook is posts about WADS or something, and he hangs around with these douche looking people with tribal tattoos who seem unable to keep their shirts on'

Guy 2: 'Oh, hes a crossfitter now. He should be back in about 9 months to a year.. Or however long it takes him to tear his rotator cuff then realise crossfit is a massive cult and he has the strength of a 11 year old girl'
by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 20, 2014
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Crossing

the act of displaying yourself upon a sign, desk, car, street, bed road with your hands out and your legs straight while look up to the sky and screaming.
Crossing
by PurpleWafflesOfDoom July 17, 2011
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Southern Crossing it

1)a sneaky way to drag a cigarette without anyone seeing, this is acheived by holding the smoke parallel to the inside of the arm
billy was scared of being caught smoking at school so he started southern crossing it so nobody could see
by COYWS May 6, 2009
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Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020
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En Croissant

This is when you make a crescent formation with the prawns and have horseys as backups in case formation is destroyed.
Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns.

Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
by Pedal Man January 30, 2023
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If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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