contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.

*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.

When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.

by LEOGEO October 3, 2009

A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!

Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

This video contains win

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music

this video contains win and moar

by mama weegee November 17, 2009

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

Contact whore

Someone who accepts or makes friend requests on a multitude of social networking sites in excessive amounts, even with people they don't know. Contact whores usually compete with each other for supremacy.

Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.

by Apollo121 September 3, 2011

contact high

A contact high occurs when one becomes high when he or she is near someone who is currently under the influence of some sort of illegal drug, even if the person receiving the contact high has not recently taken any drugs.

Amy was high when I saw her. After talking to her for only a few seconds, I got a major contact high.

by d3n4l1 April 24, 2006