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Da Crib University

Where College students sent home due to coronavirus in Spring 2020 now go to school
A: Did you get sent home to do online school?
E: Yeah, I go to Da Crib University now. Catch me on Zoom
by colbygirl123 March 28, 2020
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da crib university

da crib university has two definitions:

people who dont go to college but just chill at home

or does who go to a near by college
friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit

friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
by nahfam19 July 4, 2016
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chillin in da crib

Literally, of course means hanging about your house.

thick Jackasses would use the term seriosly.
Wat up homey?

Nuffin, just chillin in da crib
by Alex Nangle June 15, 2006
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Crib Prize

An item, or items kept by someone after breaking up with their significant other. Usually clothes, but can be any item.
Your man lets you wear his sweater, you keep it, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with his box of stuff.

Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.
by aggieemmy March 31, 2004
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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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lesbian crib death

a langushed social life of a gay male precipitated by living with lesbians
Jim expereinced LCD Lesbian crib death from watching to much football and going to to many clam bakes.
by startPNW September 29, 2010
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raid the corn crib

An uninvited and and unwarranted guerrilla attempt at anal sex.
As Becky bent over to pick up her scarf, Tom caught a glimpse of her meat curtains and decided to raid the corn crib.
by slick willy 69 April 21, 2015
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