Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly
by Monsterhuntr499 January 29, 2025
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018
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Cranberry Jerry

One who is seen as having reached the ultimate level of sauce and or displaying signs of undeniable rizz or charisma .
Ya'll gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry at this point
by Woodside Wayne December 01, 2024
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Cranberry Jerry

One who’s giving the utmost praise for superior sauce
Yall gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry from now on
by Craig White December 01, 2024
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Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.
Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck
by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023
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cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.
Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.
by ectofunky- November 16, 2024
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