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cram nek

white racist neeba who likes roblox and anime
by hahahahatdog August 14, 2020
mugGet the cram nekmug.

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."
by seachips January 24, 2025
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cram dat

when you have big and large penus and stick it in that shit and fuck hard and make her call your name and cum real fast
john: hey yo you see that fat ass

Sam: yeah. Damn

John: would you hit that

Sam: I'd cram dat
by The prince of D-town March 10, 2009
mugGet the cram datmug.

Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.
Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"
by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Crammug.

Cram

When someone wants to be suggestively creative and also tries to get some dessert in exchange.
Wanna get some ice cram when our shift it’s over?
by Not_canadian August 6, 2019
mugGet the Crammug.

Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.
Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?
by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021
mugGet the Cram the cruisermug.

Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh
Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.
by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017
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