The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.
The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.
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Get the Corncobbing mug.by princess pink November 9, 2003
Get the corncob mug.The act of
1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
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Get the Corncob mug.When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.
Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.
by JSideas February 15, 2019
Get the CORNCOBBED mug.This is a 69 position. You are eating a girl out and she is sucking your dick. You are also plugging her nose, while there is a corncob in her asshole. She gags on ur penis and tries to talk and she sounds russian.
by Cptn. Kern Cobb June 9, 2009
Get the russian corncob mug.1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.
2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.
2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.
1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."
2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."
2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."
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