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Cocomellon

Your such a cocomellon
by Sunny sundrop November 12, 2020
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CoPhombie

Phone zombie with health anxiety. Constantly checking for up dates on statistics & deaths for Covid19.
There he was, a seriously desperate CoPhombie reading out the latest infection figures.
by The Word Dreamery November 20, 2020
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cocomelonoffical123

cocomelonoffical123 Is a very nice person and very talented person who loves jack and joe tazuna but sometimes…they can be very sus…
Person 1:Name someone who is sus
Person 2: cocomelonoffical123
by Livelaughibushi August 17, 2021
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Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy
Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them
by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021
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Cocomelon

A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.
A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.
by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022
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Cocomelon

When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts
"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022
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Cocomojie

Cocomojie is a professional internet enjoyer who eats cheese and listens to the best rapper ever, Biggie Cheese

He is also the manager of a very epic server
My man Cocomojie wont say balls :(
by AnonymousCaulk69 June 17, 2022
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