Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
by slopeeps November 16, 2010
Get the penis cannon mug.Refers to a person, weapon, or vehicle which has a high output, but a low defense, life, durability, etc.
The Blaster (City of Heroes), dex zon (Diablo 2),golf glub (Silent Hill 4),and Red Gazelle (F-Zero GX) are glass cannons.
by whatsaname October 7, 2004
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by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010
Get the Beef Cannons mug.We all know that one guy named Connor. You know, the one that is always annoying you and trying to act cool? Yeah, well it turns out that friend is gay. Yep, all Connor's are gay. Except of course for our lord and savior Conor Mcgregor.
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Get the Connor is Gay mug.a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon, when this person is off the charts in douchebaggedness scale, and you would readily render them infertile using acid on their genitalia. Douche cannon originates from the early name calling methods used during the Revolutionary war era. British soldiers commonly degraded their fellow army members, when they were incompetent with a cannon or other gunpowder apparati, They were aptly named "douche cannons" and usually were subject to sodomy from their horse. In conclusion, this is the strongest level of douchebaggery, use it wisely for its conotations are far more powerfull than calling someone a fag, or retard, or shitbrick.
Speaker A- Dude my mom's a complete douche cannon
Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit
Speaker A- Yea.
Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit
Speaker A- Yea.
by kermitbangme69 February 20, 2007
Get the douche cannon mug.Connan is a charming, tall, charismatic and cool man. He has a unique, impeccable style, which makes all the girls swoon. A Connan’s dick is always at least 7 inches long when soft and can grow to be the size of a small giraffe neck when erect.
Joe: “You see Connan? He called me a baghead and I felt honoured,”
Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”
Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”
by lilconn March 5, 2021
Get the Connan mug.The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.
Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!
by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019
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