Culo Confetti

When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.

When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom

by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2

by Laser face February 12, 2021

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025