Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. A sustainable ant colony is an ant colony that feeds off of a male's semen, usually a horny teenage boy excited by the ants eating his love sauce. The teenage boy then most likely receives a maternal feeling by feeding his 'ant children'.
"Hey, don't tell anyone this but... I have a sustainable ant colony in my room that feeds on my jizz."
by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020
Get the sustainable ant colonymug. Colonie hoes will cheat on their boyfriend, send nudes to other guys while they have a boyfriend, kiss other boys while they have a boyfriend, they talk to other boys while they have a boyfriend, which is also known as CHEATING. Cheating is what a typical colonie girl will do😕
by A random Colonie boy May 19, 2016
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Get the colonial powermug. Matt, do you love sushi?
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
by Pzrple October 3, 2023
Get the american colonialismmug. by #1 mommy June 18, 2020
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