collector

1. Someone who accumulates objects, such as antiques, trading cards or coins as a hobby.

1. A person who demands money from a borrower or credit card holder who has defaulted on paying the amount lent to them; communication is either done by phone or letter.

1. My neighbor is the biggest collector of luxury cars.

2. The more your dues, the easier the bill collector will find you.

by nottooimportant January 4, 2007

Collector

A girl who collects guys she doesn’t intend to date. A girl who ‘calls dibs’ on guys. A girl who pretends to be interested in multiple guys because she enjoys the attention.

Girl A: Hand’s off, bitch! Bobby is mine!
Girl B: You are such a collector!

by SARS1027 October 31, 2008

grievance-collecting

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.

If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.

by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018

Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.

That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.

by The Dr B March 31, 2007

dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

pic collector

man who pretends to be a woman in order to get pics from other straight men who post personals.

I am tired of all these fucking pic collectors messaging me on CL.

by velvetcacoon631 August 4, 2007

Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009