Coke's Law

A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.

Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..

Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?

Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.

Greg: Coke's Law

by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

coke clap

A single self-congratulatory clap expressing extreme satisfaction made during a period of extreme emotional intensity, especially whilst under the influence of the drug cocaine.

He pumped his fist in the air, shouted "hell yeah, brother!" and did a coke clap

by rollinghome July 14, 2020

coke roach

a roach that either has a coke body, or a coke that looks like a roach.

it can also be used at random moments.

*dead chat*
ave: coke roach
alex: coke roach
ayden: coke roach

by ave locks January 20, 2022

vanilla coke

The only known liquid-state form of crack cocaine.

I need my fix so I'm gonna go buy a 12-pack of Vanilla Coke.

by Kharivas August 26, 2004

coke or pepsi

When one is torn between two difficult decisions, each with it's own benifits.

Best Friend: Dude, I can't choose between Rachel or Vanessa.
You: Coke or pepsi, man.

by Greater Gunther of Tomorrow August 18, 2005

fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008