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Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.
by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025
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Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.
Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021
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Clyde

mid-17C-19C Someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards.
1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.
1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.
1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.
1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.
mid-17C-19C Did you see that guy? He was definitely a Clyde. Why would he bang a random girl?!
by The Definitonator December 13, 2017
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Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.
Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020
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Clyde The Cloud

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.
by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018
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Clyde padial

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it
by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024
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Clyde

A dude with a fat juicy CAWK that NO girl can resist, I am truly an alpha and all of you are betas.
Girl 1 : Omg did you see Clyde’s FAT ASS CAWK PRINT?!
Girl 2 : Yahhh it’s HUGE, I wonder if my throat can take it
by Clydydaddy June 30, 2022
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