Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.
“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”
by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021
A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.
by Lizzy aka myranda February 24, 2009
by big pimp48646489 January 10, 2009
The kind of guy who thinks he's nothing special, but really proves to be better than the rest. He believes he's not worthy, but really, he's absolutely lovely.
by ElizaLucy February 19, 2010
The most lovely guy I have ever known.. he makes me smile and laugh and is sexier than Johnny Depp... he is amazing and I love him <3
I love Chris <3
by LindseeChantalGates:] August 26, 2008
hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
by pussypounder August 31, 2008
A loving human being that is unque in every way. Usually can't get girls on the first try,but gets a girl that every guy wants. Not every guy wants to be chris..but he's special in his own way. Usually very tall but obnoxous. And can emotionally hurt you...but does'nt mean to hurt you.
by wenis buddy :) <3 October 25, 2011