lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016

Chili Dribs

Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.

My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.

Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.

My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

making chili

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

by Arnoldez January 11, 2009

Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.

Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.

by M_Pizzle October 23, 2009

lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005