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cheesy noodle

When a person spreads their butt cheeks while farting to prevent the fart from making too much noise by flapping of said butt cheeks.
"She totally just cheesy noodled, but I could still hear it."
"We were naked in bed together, and she cheesy noodled right next to me!"
by Potato Nipple October 28, 2013
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Cheesy Snatch

(n) Pronounced: che-zey snatch

1. Best describes a womans vagina after a rather strenious activity, such as exercise or fucking.

2. When sitting close to a girl who was obviously not washed for a number of days, such as after a multi-day festival or camping trip, and you can smell her vagina from where you are.

3. The state of a girls vagina, unkept, messy and smells bad.
Man 1: How was last night with that bird that you pick up?
Man 2: Yeah it was good until she asked me to go down on her, smelt like rotten cheese left behind the furnace for a week, hairer then a damn dog.
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Man 1: Psst! hey can you smell that?
Man 2: Yeah I dont think that Jane was washed for a few days!
Man !: Yeah thats one cheesy snatch, bet it oozes out sauce!
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Man: Damn girl do you ever maintain?
Girl: No im not really into that...
Man: Fuck you and your hippy values bitch shave and shower or im going to piss on your face
Girl: Well.....
by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009
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Cheesy Twat

The state of a woman's vaginia when it begins to look, smell, and feel like week old nacho cheese. Usually developed by going weeks without showering, sleeping with many random people, and sticking unusual objects up the twat.
That fucking slut has some real bad cheesy twat going on!
by James K February 12, 2004
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cheesy chester

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009
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Cheesy Charzard

A cheesy charzard is when a girl is giving head to you and you come in her mouth, While the jizz is in her mouth, you strike her throat with a open palm (Kind of like a karate chop) And she will spit out all the cum on your dick and pubes. Hense the name cheese because cum has the texture of molten cheese and charzard because the girl spits it out like charzard spits out fire.
"Hey dude did you give a cheesy charzard to that hot chick last night"
by xl butera lx January 24, 2009
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Cheesy Cunt.

A unsanitary vagina, one which smells like rotten cheese.
Scaby and filthy.
by Blue Cheese cunt February 18, 2011
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Cheesy Puss

The act of eating Kraft Dinner (KD) out of your girlfriend, wife , etc's vagina
Bob: Janet came over last night with a box of KD!
Doug: Why?
Bob: Cuz I was hungry for some Cheesy Puss!
by FEFFEF December 13, 2009
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